Sunday, February 1, 2009
Heard Around the Trough
Almost all of the following was heard during the first half of the Super Bowl tonight.
During the coin toss of the S.B. ~ "Are they saying, 'I'll call you.'?"
Look at those muscles!
He sucked him up like a pineapple.
How'd he get that fat guy down?
Don't EVER say that to a woman, it would be COMPLETELY rude. (this was not uttered by either of the women of the house)
He went to the ground and didn't touch anyone.
He was probably trying to impress his wife.
Isn't he a little too old to be doing rock? Or is that jazz?
Is chocolate good for you when it comes out of your bottom?
What?? I'm a grown man.
That was red ~ it's called spit ~ it came out of my mouth.
What is that? From here it looks like a man ripping his shirt open? (Unfortunately, it was not.)