The First Day of Second Grade
The First Day of Kindergarten
And questions like this:
Abby: "Mommy, what was it like back in the day when you were in school?"
Me: "Pretty much like it is now."
Adam: "Oh, you had all of these cool things?"
Me: "Okay, not so much like it is now." Geez. No Smart Boards or anything like that Back in the Day.
Adam: "Well, you had those cool phones back in the day. You know the ones with a wire connected to it?"
Me: "Right, the wire." I won't even go into how he proceeded to explain that the phones we used Back in the Day were the kind where you talked into the mouth piece which you held in your hand and the part you dialed looked sort of like a triangle.
How old do they think I am anyway?